He told me they were just razor bumps!
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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