you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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