i barfeds in our rink
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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