in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
