He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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