The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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