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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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