worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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