i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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