Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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