that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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