are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You're a waste of cheezeits
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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