I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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