as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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