You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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