and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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