afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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