At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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