You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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