I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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