so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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