We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize