So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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