i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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