We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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