ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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