Too much gin, very little bucket
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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