I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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