The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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