i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You were trust falling into bushes
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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