If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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