she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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