Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs