Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!