According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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