what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He felt like a one man threesome
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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