I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
