You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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