imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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