Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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