He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I look excited, but its just a facade.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
