I feel like I'm in dance class right now
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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