I skipped work to stalk him.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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