Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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