It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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