Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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