Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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