so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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