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dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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