Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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