he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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