she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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