Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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