I want to stick my p in your. b.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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