We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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