you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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