You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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