I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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